Sunday, March 1, 2009

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

when i opened up my email, this is what i read and want to share with warga boidea..

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

1) Do you notice hw many times NOrman ask for $, and how many times the Manager said NO
2) nuf said, lepas ni susah sudah mo minta naik gaji owww kan. mesti mo fikir taktik2 lain untuk minta naik gaji lagi,dan lagi,dan lagi,any suggestion???
3) btw my manager yg foward this to me, betul2 ni, hw ironic.

Kawan sya si Rizal .. dia cukup bijak, dia telah menulis balasan untuk surat"NO" si bos.
RizaL said...
dia patut jawap macam ni kat boss dia...

Dear boss,

my GOal in working with u has been not FUn. i have cheCKed many times i did overtime with YOUR company and i know i'm very much SELF motivated. thanks of your consideration.

ps: try to find the hidden meaning... (hint: capital letters)

Fuyyyooooo Rizal, klu ni la surat yg ko suggest mau kasi sama bos, confirm terus dpt surat cinta aka suruh berhenti dr friends pls do not try this at home or office...


bibi@VeRa said...

GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!! Hahaha~ punya creative...;p

Memeng said...

haha...ko dapat juga ah cari..well done!!..hehe...ngam juga bah apa si rizal cakap tu...kan..?