Thursday, April 30, 2009

PIZZOUT!

BERKUATKUASA 29/04/2009, PESALAH DIATAS TELAH DIBERHENTIKAN KERJA SERTA-MERTA ATAS 45 KESALAHAN YG DILAKUKAN SEPANJANG TEMPOH BEKERJA. AHH KU TAU MAPIA AKAN BERSEDIH ATAS PEMERGIANNYA, TAPI APA GAYA? SI STRETCH (NAMA MANJA YG DIBERIKAN OLEH MAPIA KPDNYA) TINGGAL KENANGAN..

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Kerja Budak Budak Tua

ada baik punya barang dijumpai di istana weston.. hayati lah..

ini lah kerja budak-budak tua..memang teda kerja..

FY; F=Lucah??

di tengah- tengah: PROOOOOOOOOT *bunyi kentut*

Komposit INDEX dan Logaritma; ini lah hasil terlampau belajar matematik

Zhang Zhe Peng..pandai bah dia..ada pinyin lagi to..haha.
Video panas..hampien..pas to, ada signature lagi..

1x~ 48x; tambirang??


pandai bah, tulisan cina..bersambung lagi to..macam professional..

apa ne? dua biji limau atau....??

Zhang Ren Yau..lead singer? Liaw Ming Yen?

SHIOK SONGS by dJ tua pui..

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Cerita pendek "Ekspedisi Mencari Jantung Pisang di Ranca-Ranca" untuk Kanak-kanak

Nah inilah sebuah kisah dua orang daripada warga BOIDEA, terdiri daripada Effendy "MAPIA SERI GAYA" @ Yau dan M.Nigel yang berlaku pada 22hb04 di taman persekitaran M88 rancha-rancha. Bah mereka pakai selipar, bawa dompet lepastu bertolak.


Setengah jalan, terjumpa serpihan-serpihan tandas bah.


Terjumpa dekat tengah tengah jalan bah, siao ba e ge lang yg buang.


Nah sampai liao kebun pisang rancha-rancha. MAPIA mencari mangsa.


Lepastu, berfikir bah diaorang mcm mana mau jatuhkannya dari pokok. Si M.Nigel balik rumah, ambil sebatang besi sama satu parang dan seutas tali yang panjang yg tergulung. Bah situlah mulanya diaorang cantumkan besi sama parang itu. Tempat membuatnya, di taman permainan rancha-rancha ba, Public. semua orang tengok ba. tp dua-dua pemburu jantung pisang itu steady saja lah.


Hampir mau siap suda si MAPIA punya senjata rahsia.


Tali yang terguna, mau abis liao ba!! ganas si MAPIA menggunanya...
Selepas siap sudah, nah apa lagi, pergilah diaorang cuba kasi potong tu jantung pisang.


MAPIA SERI GAYA mencuba dulu. Tapi gagal. Menangis ba dia sikit-sikit.


M.Nigel pula mencuba nasibnya


Berjaya! Nah inilah gambar sebenar "un-edited" si M.Nigel memigang jantungnya. Gembira ba DIAAA.


Tanpa ditunggu-tunggu, ela, tunggu apa lagi!? terus diaorang suruh Ama masakkan ba jantung ato. Masak santan ba. Sadap eh.. Walaupun hari ini mereka pulang dengan penat, tetapi mereka sangat gembira dapat jantung itu. Ini adalah sebuah peristiwa yang tidak akan dilupakan. BAH ABIS LIAO KISAH KANAK-KANAK ITU, PERGI TIDUR SEKARANG!!!


183 patah perkataan

Monday, April 20, 2009

AWAS MEN AT WORK SAFETY FIRST PART II

*update*

apalah namanya bar mun indada disco light kan? kan? kan?
so jangan dikasi lama..

utk memastikan disco light berfungsi..

yes!

weeeee!



kan pasang piping baru utk beer, supaya siap karang bar ane mun kan minum picit sj nozzle ato..

sini kan buat car park baru supaya sinang parking..



ane dikorek utk buat basement..



bah sekian!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Kau rasa aku apa? Aku 'MATAHARI' bah!




You are The Sun
Happiness, Content, Joy.

The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.

Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.

The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

AWAS MEN AT WORK SAFETY FIRST





Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Im the EMPRESS!!


You are The Empress


Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.


The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents,
beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home
decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.


The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Boleh lah!!!


You are The Empress
Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.
The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.
The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Aku Syaitan!!


You are The Devil


Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession


The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.


Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Pasar Lauk Manhattan

Hari ato, lepas saja ku menservis kereta ku, mengaga tah kami ka One Borneo. Selain berjalan- jalan, tujuan kami ato, untuk melawat dan memberikan sokongan padu sama Bkteo sebab ada pameran dan promosi kereta F1 Shell..
Chun-Chun kepingin banar kan makan, tapi inda tau apa kan dimakan..ato tah payah.. Kan makan McD yang RM5.90 Value Meal, tapi terlampau common nya.. Maka, mencari tah lagi, tempat makan ane..cari punya cari, cari punya cari, last last sampai tah di Pasar Lauk Manhattan.. boleh tahan jua offernya sebab ada free sekeping, kunun..


Selepas mengorder makanan, kami menunggu tah..inda jua banyak orang, jadi inda jua tah bata kan menunggu..terus, ada tah meja sebelah ato, mengorder platter yang banyak jenis seafood di dalam..ada udang nya, ada ikan nya.. sebelum kena serve, ada tah persembahan sekejap..antah persembahan ka to, apa..tapi nya, macam hebat sebab ada api- api.. membakar seafood ato supaya, perfectly done..tidak overcook, tidak undercook..





anetah, orang- orang yang menyerang Pasar ato..

Memeng and Yumiko

Tuaci and Aku

Hedeh, sup ane..sedap nyamu..bau corn dan manis-manis..masin- masin pun ada..


ada lagi, cuttlefish di dalamnya..boleh lah tahan..


makanan yang diorder..
apa to namanya? inda ingat eh..
oh..PACIFIC DORY *selepas refer bill*



Pelahap #2 dan #3

Pelahap #1!!! hahaha!


kitane minta split bills supaya dapat free 2 kaping lauk dori ato..lepas to, yang ku suka ialah, minumannya, bottomless..malar ne minta..iced lemon tea lagi to..sadap eh..

ba, agatah kamu, mencuba..

wtf?